The Great Cominatrix

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almost every night, this freaking wireless printer decides that, at 2 ish am, its time to clean its ink-heads and goes on to make loud whirring noises and slippery noises for the next 2 minutes.

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aaaaaand bored of tumblr again!

lates, yo!

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Reblogged from incomparablyme

whoahomo:

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5millenniaofsummer:

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troylerhart:

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

Can we talk about the guy way in the back though?

No, we can’t fucking talk about either of those things. What we can talk about, though, is the fact that things like this are the reason that:

  • her new album has few love songs
  • she told Rolling Stone that she doesn’t date anymore
  • she finds it necessary to make fun of herself every chance she gets
  • why “Shake it Off” exists
  • why she DOESN’T DATE ANYMORE
  • why she refuses to date even though it’s her own personal life
  • did i mention that she doesn’t allow herself to date anymore lol

This isn’t funny. This is fucking disgusting. Sure, she looks like she’s shrugging it off like a joke. I get that it’s a joke. So does she. But do people not understand that Taylor Alison Swift’s entire future is basically ruined? She has dated six people in her entire eight year career. Six. Not fifteen in the last year. Not twelve. Not six people in eight months. Six people in eight YEARS. Still, though, she seems to get slammed for it by every media outlet, by every award show host, by every country music fan, by every One Direction fan, by every person who reads any magazine where they pull information out of their asses to get money. They have no problem ruining someone’s reputation for money.

Taylor Swift is a twenty-four year old girl who will eventually need someone to spend the rest of her life with. How is that going to happen now? Not only does Taylor get bashed, but any male she is seen with gets bashed. Taylor could be seen with her brother and get slammed for having a new boyfriend. Sorry, HollywoodLife, but I don’t think Taylor’s very much into incest. 

Whoever decides to date Taylor is going to get shit on by magazines and people everywhere. “Haha, bro, watch out. She might write a song about you” will probably be the end to every article about her future boyfriend and her relationship. Maybe some man out there will be able to brush that off, but what the fuck

A twenty-four year old girl with a heart of absolute gold shouldn’t be forced to go through that. She is trying to live her dream while leaving the greatest impact on the world she possibly can, and now she has to control what she released, who she dates, who she’s seen with, and basically just control every single little aspect of her life. I get that it’s the life of a celebrity, but take Adam Levine for example. He’s a great guy. He’s also idolized by women everywhere. He’s had more girlfriends in his career than Taylor. Do you hear about that?

Get rid of the double standard; let Taylor Swift live her life without the rumors, the jokes, and the hate. As someone who Taylor has impacted positively, it’s just really fucking annoying.

You know when you’re in class with someone who has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about? That’s what being a Taylor Swift fan is like, everywhere. Turn on the TV, false information. Open a magazine, false information. Scroll through Twitter, false information.

Instead of making jokes about Taylor’s relationship-life, why don’t they make fun of her for, I don’t know, something harmless? Tell her she’s addicted to Instagram because she is sometimes seen up at 4 in the morning commenting paragraph upon paragraph of comforting messages to tweens who are dealing with things they don’t know how to deal with.

God damn.

ok someone needs to calm down but im not naming any names tho 🐸☕️

Are you bitter because your idols ditch your fans to go fuck groupies get brake checked hunty

SWERVE

(Source: incomparablyme, via headonthegroundfeetintheclouds)

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Reblogged from themediafix
chakrabot:

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artofcarmen:

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raygender:

themediafix:

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.
In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.
I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.
Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.
-Morgan
P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.

chakrabot:

slitheringink:

artofcarmen:

fyeahwhovians:

raygender:

themediafix:

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.

This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. 

Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.

In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.

I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.

Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.

-Morgan

P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.

(via discardedsanity)

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coelasquid:

Proposal: Dragons with pigeon necks

coelasquid:

Proposal: Dragons with pigeon necks

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amroyounes:

8 vegetables that you can regrow again and again.

Scallions

You can regrow scallions by leaving an inch attached to the roots and place them in a small glass with a little water in a well-lit room.

Garlic

When garlic begins to sprout, you can put them in a glass with a little water and grow garlic sprouts. The sprouts have a mild flavor than garlic and can be added to salads, pasta and other dishes.

Bok Choy

Bok choy can be regrown by placing the root end in water in a well-lit area. In 1-2 weeks , you can transplant it to a pot with soil and grow a full new head.

Carrots

Put carrot tops in a dish with a little water. Set the dish in a well-lit room or a window sill.  You’ll have carrot tops to use in salads. 

Basil

Put clippings from basil with 3 to 4-inch stems in a glass of water and place it in direct sunlight. When the roots are about 2 inches long, plant them in pots to and in time it will grow a full basil plant.

Celery

Cut off the base of the celery and place it in a saucer or shallow bowl of warm water in the sun. Leaves will begin to thicken and grow in the middle of the base, then transfer the celery to soil. 

Romaine Lettuce

Put romaine lettuce stumps in a 1/2 inch of water. Re-water to keep water level at 1/2 inch. After a few days, roots and new leaves will appear and you can transplant it into soil.

Cilantro

The stems of cilantro will grown when placed in a glass of water. Once the roots are long enough, plant them in a pot in a well-lit room. You will have a full plant in a few months.

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devastationnation:

devastationnation:

you know its cold when….

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via youlovelylilshit)

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i have one thing and one thing only to say

GODAMNIT, I LIKED MONA!!!!

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Reblogged from beyoncegifs
christophwaltz:

#your faves literally could NEVER #so many white pop artists say shit like ‘im one of the boys’ #’im not a feminist’ blahblahblah #and look @ this woman #standing proudly infront of the word FEMINIST in capital letters on tv like #BEYONCE IS A GOD (via oryxs)

oh big fucking woop.
you know what? some people dont like to associate themselves with certain fucking assholes of certain fucking groups and groups that once stood for one thing can change and their message can be muddled and you know what? if i dont want to call myself something, im not gonna fucking do it. if it makes me uncomfortable to be associated with that shit, im not gonna do it. i can believe in all of their former basic beliefs, i can believe in their overarching message, but if i want it to be more overarching, if i want to be one of the fucking boys (because regardless of what some of you claim, it feels an awful lot like bullying boys all too often and calling it feminism.), who in the shit world are you to say anything about it or think that someone else is better than me just because they want to stick that title on themselves?
there is such an unbelievable amount of hypocrisy and bullshit on here. this is why im practically never on anymore. every time i come back , i see this crap. and i dont fucking like it. at least on facebook theyre ignorant, you guys just fucking suck
and just as yet another mention of this, what in the fucking hell does being a white artist have to do with anything, you fucking assholes? you know who just pledged her allegiance to the word “feminist”? white artist taylor swift. you know how many not white people in fame dont fucking associate with the word? A FUCKING LOT.
get the hell over yourselves.

christophwaltz:

      (via oryxs)

oh big fucking woop.

you know what? some people dont like to associate themselves with certain fucking assholes of certain fucking groups and groups that once stood for one thing can change and their message can be muddled and you know what? if i dont want to call myself something, im not gonna fucking do it. if it makes me uncomfortable to be associated with that shit, im not gonna do it. i can believe in all of their former basic beliefs, i can believe in their overarching message, but if i want it to be more overarching, if i want to be one of the fucking boys (because regardless of what some of you claim, it feels an awful lot like bullying boys all too often and calling it feminism.), who in the shit world are you to say anything about it or think that someone else is better than me just because they want to stick that title on themselves?

there is such an unbelievable amount of hypocrisy and bullshit on here. this is why im practically never on anymore. every time i come back , i see this crap. and i dont fucking like it. at least on facebook theyre ignorant, you guys just fucking suck

and just as yet another mention of this, what in the fucking hell does being a white artist have to do with anything, you fucking assholes? you know who just pledged her allegiance to the word “feminist”? white artist taylor swift. you know how many not white people in fame dont fucking associate with the word? A FUCKING LOT.

get the hell over yourselves.

(Source: beyoncegifs, via fortheloveoffaberry)

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Reblogged from arabellesicardi

arabellesicardi:

Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time. 

Source for Brown, Source for Bundy.

while i in no way seek to minimize the fact that whats happening with mike brown is a ton of racial bullshit, it is worth mentioning that these were written 25 years apart and writing/reporting has taken different turns since then

brown is dead for nonsense and bundy had all sorts of shit go down, but there are far many other things to compare than these

(via headonthegroundfeetintheclouds)