The Great Cominatrix

"So completely, utterly, and really just wrong"



**girl-slash & shipping involving said girl-slash. crackship/rarepair love. **


.among other things.



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Reblogged from lucythemovie
lucythemovie:

Don’t stand in Lucy’s way, she is on a mission of revenge. #Lucy movie in theaters NOW! Get tickets!

lucythemovie:

Don’t stand in Lucy’s way, she is on a mission of revenge. #Lucy movie in theaters NOW! Get tickets!

(via thesparkwithinme)

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Reblogged from sscarlett

sscarlett:

LUCY (2014) New Stills

there are not words for how much i want to see this and how disappointed i will be if it sucks.

(via thesparkwithinme)

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Reblogged from that-is-so-aria

that-is-so-aria:

Do yourself a favor and follow this spectacular woman and the flickers of her luminous mind on twitter now. @SleepintheGardn

troian is a treasure

(via just-impolite)

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Reblogged from live-it-out
live-it-out:

take me away from my computer.

the best thing about these is how mortified rachel always looks in the last ones.

live-it-out:

take me away from my computer.

the best thing about these is how mortified rachel always looks in the last ones.

(via fortheloveoffaberry)

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dis some mess. the weekend and my peeps cant get back here fast enough.

imma lose my mind

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i dont even know.
ITS A WEIRD NIGHT AND I MISS MY FRIENDS ALRIGHT!?
and that movie has ruined me ok?
OKAY?!
fuck that, im gorgeous.

i dont even know.

ITS A WEIRD NIGHT AND I MISS MY FRIENDS ALRIGHT!?

and that movie has ruined me ok?

OKAY?!

fuck that, im gorgeous.

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Reblogged from findinglady
sktagg23:

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

How the FUCK are these people still in business???

this is actually legit. i read a lot about it when my cat was alive. its despicable.

sktagg23:

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

How the FUCK are these people still in business???

this is actually legit. i read a lot about it when my cat was alive. its despicable.

(via fortheloveoffaberry)

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Reblogged from sealfie

sealfie:

Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH

image

WHAT THE FUCK 

i want your class and teacher

(via fortheloveoffaberry)

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holey shit

so, ive been trying to find a subbed version of viola di mare for ages and some kind soul on here had a link so i watched it.

fucking jesis kriste. 

watch it because its brilliant. honestly. its incredibly well done, even in the low quality version i was able to find.

dont because it will make you want to rip your heart out.

i can honestly say that i felt it in my chest man, that ending. like, i dont really say that about anything. but i felt it man. i felt it. 

obscene.

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Reblogged from audreyheckburn
meechwoods:

hannigraham:

Hey everyone! I’m sure you remember this lovely post suggesting fantastic movies of queer ladies. And I thought that I might be of help, and give you links to those movies with some lovely lesbian romance.
To see the summaries of the films, check the post that gave me the idea. They make good summaries, and make them funny too. :)


R O M - C O M S

Kyss Mig(Kiss Me)
The Four-Faced Liar, 
The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
Saving Face
Nina’s Heavenly Delights
Yes or No
I Can’t Think Straight
Desert Hearts

F U N N Y  S H I T

D.E.B.S.
But I’m a Cheerleader
Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A C T I O N / T H R I L L E R / M Y S T E R Y

The Hunger
Bound
Kill for Me
Chloe
Cracks
The Moth Diaries
Affinity

P E R I O D  D R A M A S

The Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister
Fingersmith part 1, Fingersmith part 2
Tipping the Velvet episode 1
The Night Watch
Viola di mare
Farewell, My Queen

H O T  A S  F U C K

Bloomington
A Perfect Ending
Elena Undone
When Night Is Falling
Room in Rome

D R A M A S

Circumstance
Loving Annabelle
Gia
Blue Is the Warmest Colour
Aimée & Jaguar

T E E N A G E R S ?

Lost and Delirious
Show Me Love
Water Lilies
My Summer of Love
Pariah

T R A N S  W O M E N ?

En Soap
Laurence Anyways

O T H E R S

Bye Bye Blondie
The Secrets
The World Unseen


[YELLS “IMAGINE ME AND YOU” AT THE ROM-COMS]

without imagine me and you this is a tragically incomplete list. 
also cracks was fucking weird. madchen in uniform, either the newer or older version, i think are a lot more compelling than cracks. also, All Over Me is a strange yet compelling indie-ish movie from NY in the 90s. neat stuff.

meechwoods:

hannigraham:

Hey everyone! I’m sure you remember this lovely post suggesting fantastic movies of queer ladies. And I thought that I might be of help, and give you links to those movies with some lovely lesbian romance.

To see the summaries of the films, check the post that gave me the idea. They make good summaries, and make them funny too. :)

R O M - C O M S
F U N N Y  S H I T
A C T I O N / T H R I L L E R / M Y S T E R Y
P E R I O D  D R A M A S
H O T  A S  F U C K
D R A M A S
T E E N A G E R S ?
T R A N S  W O M E N ?
O T H E R S

[YELLS “IMAGINE ME AND YOU” AT THE ROM-COMS]

without imagine me and you this is a tragically incomplete list. 

also cracks was fucking weird. madchen in uniform, either the newer or older version, i think are a lot more compelling than cracks. also, All Over Me is a strange yet compelling indie-ish movie from NY in the 90s. neat stuff.

(Source: audreyheckburn, via fortheloveoffaberry)

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Reblogged from xxshekeepsmewarmxx
lezkingdom:

http://tinychat.com/lezkingdom
Bi/Lesbian-icious zone!!!!!!  You are invited <3

lezkingdom:

http://tinychat.com/lezkingdom

Bi/Lesbian-icious zone!!!!!!  You are invited <3

(Source: xxshekeepsmewarmxx, via thesparkwithinme)

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Reblogged from sprousetwinsblog

joinmeasirunintothefandom:

crewnex:

Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in

One is never done with the Sprouse boys

(Source: sprousetwinsblog, via fortheloveoffaberry)

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dilema

i love fresh air. i love breeze. i looove the air.

ive been sitting in a room with an open window for 15 minutes and my nose is stuffed up, my head is starting to hurt starting at my nose and all over my face and head. my eyes arent puffy…yet. but this headache is surely gonna make up for it. 

also im pretty sure i have an infection in my lymph node behind my ear because of the past few weeks of this nonsense draining and backing up and uuugh.

i lied. my eyes are itching now. 

allergies, man. allergies.